What I am proposing to do here, I realize, is going to be difficult. First of all, I am going to try to convince you that Kim Jong-Il — the bouffant-wearing, Elizabeth Taylor loving, female-reporter-kidnapping supreme leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea – is not batshit crazy. Then, just in case I have failed to alienate any of my potential readers by suggesting that we reconsider our attitudes towards the leader of a totalitarian state that is openly building a nuclear weapons program in defiance of pretty much the entire world, I will follow up by talking smack about Israel.
I’m just letting you know up front so that there is no chance that you will feel blindsided by these arguments, and compelled to write an angry response denouncing me for my insidious self-hatred as either an

