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I wrote a paper once for a class on Classical mythology in which I postulated an extension to the Structural analysis of The Raw and the Cooked – basically, the barbaric and the civilized – with a third category: the Burnt. Canada, mexico, india, Claude Levi-Strauss and following Structuralists argued that being actually or symbolically "cooked" domesticates or civilizes plants, animals and people in the eyes of a culture. Looking only at Classical mythology, it seemed clear to me an argument could be made that being actually or symbolically over-cooked – especially by being cooked twice or burnt – further elevated the treated object to divinity.

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If I can build up that much attitude about something I created myself before I lost it, how powerful can the feeling be regarding something created by unknown others thousands of years ago.

I know that on a symbolic level, I have a strong preference for eggs that are whole and unbroken, still waiting to be opened, explored and then – as appropriate – further prepared and eaten. Order Female Pink Viagra over the counter, I know that as appealing as this prospect is, that part of the appeal of the unbroken egg is the mystery and the deferred disappointment: it may be that all I have is a shell. But as I examine this ideal idea, I have enough of my grandfather in me to hear his voice saying, "Just do it."


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These two letters to future-Rachels were written alongside volume after volume after volume of diaries, going back to when I was eight years old. But that’s still not early enough to be the egg, purchase Cipralex online. To find the egg of my introspection, my sometimes obsessive attempts to communicate, I have to go back to the dream my mother had three days after my conception, Japan, craiglist, ebay, overseas, paypal, when I was barely more than an egg myself. In the dream, I looked like newborn-Rachel: a baby with a patch of black hair on the side of her head, buy Cipralex no prescription. The baby said to my mother, “My name is Rachel Elizabeth” . . , purchase Cipralex online no prescription. and so it was. Buy Cipralex no prescription, Hearing that story over and over again as a child—because I loved it and wanted to hear about it often—shaped my sense of self. Who knows why my mother had that dream—perhaps its origin was supernatural (the Zeus explanation) or perhaps she had a bad burrito (mere anarchy). At any rate, Order Cipralex from mexican pharmacy, I locate in that dream the egg of my fascination with the idea of communication among all these discrete selves who are me and not-me, all at once.

Only by writing and reading and writing and reading my selves through these journals across, so far, thirty years of my life, real brand Cipralex online, could I have experienced for myself how illusory is the idea of a stable self. My desire to find or create causal linkages that can take me back ad ovem—so that I can turn around and trace a straight line ab ovo to the present, to my present self—leads me instead to find a series of discrete selves. Two of these selves in particular felt so acutely the fallacy of continuity that they called attention to it and to themselves as, perhaps, moments of my identity that would be subsumed, erased in future-Rachel’s attempts to create a seamless narrative, a story of identity as an unbroken line stretching from egg to chick to hen.

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My parents’ house is big and white and was built for my mother, Buy cheap Sepazon no rx, by her father, so that she could raise a family there (my father was allowed to come too).  As if it were an egg that hatched me, it contains artifacts related to my origins, such as the many Japanese artworks acquired during my parents’ stay in Japan, during which I was born.

I actually went to Japan for a month when I was 17, fast shipping Sepazon, and stayed with friends of my parents. They don’t eat eggs for breakfast. There was miso soup, and hot rice, and fish, Buy Sepazon Without Prescription. Growing up a picky eater in Kansas in the 70s and rarely having had truly fresh saltwater fish, I was convinced that I hated all seafood, and generally refused to try it, Real brand Sepazon online, even in Japan, where I was probably encountering actual fresh seafood for the first time in my life. My hosts took me to a huge sushi bar, with a long conveyor belt that ran from a hole in the kitchen all the way around the room. Salmon, eel, and roe passed me by, ordering Sepazon online. From the hole in the kitchen emerged a bundle of rice with a cooked egg on top, standing out in high contrast against the blood reds and oranges. Buy Sepazon Without Prescription, I held my breath as it approached, hoping that everyone in line before me would turn it down.

During my first summer of graduate school in California, I met Ellen on the plane as I flew home to Kansas City. Near the end of the flight, Buy cheap Sepazon, she emerged from another part of the plane, slipped into the empty seat next to mine, told me she was scared of landings, and took my hand in hers. This story is true, but when I told it to my friends, they didn’t believe it, order Sepazon online c.o.d, which made it better. An origin story that no one believes is a myth, and that gives it a new level of truth.

During the three weeks that we dated, Ellen told me another origin story, Buy Sepazon Without Prescription. When she was conceived, her mother was still in high school. Buy Sepazon from canada, Ellen’s mother had told her own parents about the pregnancy, and they had arranged an abortion. But one night, sitting alone in her room, Ellen’s mother decided not to go through with it. To commemorate the choice (and, perhaps, order Sepazon from United States pharmacy, to trap herself into it), she drew her future daughter an illustrated story about the pregnancy and her triumphant decision to carry it to term. Buy Sepazon Without Prescription, This little yarn-bound book was passed on to Ellen as planned, and she showed it to me, and I read it.

I tried to tell Ellen a story of my own. We sat in my parents’ luxurious two-story living room with nine lights in the ceiling, and lush green carpeting.  I talked about the movie I was writing for school. Sepazon from canadian pharmacy, It felt good to be telling a story in that space again, the same huge room that had played the role of oceans and outer space and, once, a black hole, when I was a kid. And here, again, kjøpe Sepazon på nett, köpa Sepazon online, I had a doting audience. I started to give her the pitch for my screenplay, a medieval coming-of-age fantasy, Buy Sepazon Without Prescription. She tried to listen, but as soon as I said “dragons,” her large green eyes glazed over. I changed tactics, Purchase Sepazon online, and started telling her about the politics of the school, my insane thesis adviser, my plight as a sensitive artist in a commercial world.

She chortled and fell back into my mother’s voluptuous white couch.

“Boys like you don’t have plights,” she said. Buy Sepazon Without Prescription, “Only dramas.”

A week later, we broke up. Three weeks after that, australia, uk, us, usa, she was calling me every day, and I wasn’t answering.

I retreated into a book that had been sitting on my bedroom shelf since I was in high school, unread: The Wild Palms, by William Faulkner. Australia, uk, us, usa, In the story, a man and a woman go out into the forest and live a poor but idyllic life. Eventually, the man is so enraptured with the breadth of his own free time and his lack of connection to society or responsibility that he decides to fashion a calendar based purely on the woman’s menstrual cycle. The second month lasts much longer than it should, Buy Sepazon Without Prescription. He feels reality tugging at the edges of his created fantasy. As I read the story, I felt myself having the same experience, where can i find Sepazon online.

The next time the phone rang, I picked it up.

“Did something happen?” I asked Ellen. Buy Sepazon Without Prescription, “Wouldn’t that be crazy?” she asked.

I felt a rush of gratitude for her use of the subjunctive.  Wouldn’t it? Hypothetical, Where can i buy cheapest Sepazon online, imaginary, unreal.

[caption id="attachment_309" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="A Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother administers the Gom Jabbar test to he who might become the Kwisatz Haderach, in David Lynch's adaptation of Dune."]A Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother administers the Gom Jabbar test to he who might become the Kwisatz Haderach, in David Lynch's adaptation of <em>Dune</em>.[/caption]

"Buy me lunch,” she said.

We met at a diner, Sepazon over the counter. I got there late, and she had already ordered.  I tried looking at the menu while she watched me, but I gave up, Buy Sepazon Without Prescription. I put the menu down.

She looked at me blankly. Her green eyes were huge. They grew and took over her face, which I realized was just a sort of casing for these gigantic white ovals. Buy Sepazon Without Prescription, And each oval had a round portal in it, green like my mother’s lush carpet, and inside that a hole that led to another universe. Order Sepazon online c.o.d, Behind that portal, I could see her mother, and all the women of her line, all the way back to the beginning, back to the primal magical creature who had set it up, had set up this very event, here in this diner, where can i order Sepazon without prescription.

I thought of the Bene Gesserit, that society of women in Dune who carefully seduce men, one generation after the other, leading to the creation, someday, Order Sepazon online overnight delivery no prescription, of their ultimate goal: a man with female intuition, the Kwitzach Haderach. It suddenly occurred to me that the Kwitzach Haderach was a cruel practical joke, executed by Frank Herbert, a middle-aged family man, against a legion of awkward boy readers who would have been willing to swallow even the most ridiculous conceit if it allowed them to believe that someday they might understand girls.

Ellen’s food came, purchase Sepazon online. Scrambled eggs, Buy Sepazon Without Prescription. I sat there numbly, watching her turn them over with her fork.

“Want some?” she asked.

It occurred to me that today was Wednesday. Back at my parents’ house, Martha was coming. Buy Sepazon Without Prescription, She would be rearranging things. When I returned, reality might have shifted. Things might be in a different order. Relationships between disparate creatures might have taken on a different nature. Cleaner. More organized.


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That fleeting introduction was enough; if you combine domestic unavailability, Declomycin samples, plastic trinkets and chocolate, I'm captivated. I can't say that, real brand Declomycin online, once I got back to the States, Fast shipping Declomycin, I went on a great candy crusade to find Kinder eggs, but I would browse in candy stores when I thought of it. I eventually found my way to Economy Candy, where can i buy Declomycin online, on Rivington Street in New York's Lower East Side, Comprar en línea Declomycin, comprar Declomycin baratos, where they can be purchased in great numbers. (As it turns out, Kinder eggs can't be legally imported into the United States, buying Declomycin online over the counter, but that's neither here nor there.) After consuming perhaps a few too many, Where to buy Declomycin, I began to reflect on the undeniable significance of the Kinder egg.

Let's start with this salient fact; Kinder eggs are eggs, order Declomycin over the counter. I've eaten my fair share of American candy, and I believe that we, buy cheap Declomycin, as a people, Rx free Declomycin, are fairly literal-minded when it comes to our confectioneries. We like our pure chocolate mostly in bars or sticks, occasionally in kiss form, order Declomycin from United States pharmacy. Anything fancier than that requires some kind of filling, Buy Declomycin no prescription, such as mint or cookie or peanut butter. The egg shape pops up on the American candy radar only around Easter--and even then pure chocolate eggs are somewhat rare. Order Declomycin over the counter, More likely we're talking about malted chocolate eggs, or plastic eggs filled with jelly beans, or chocolate eggs filled with a frothy creme. Kinder eggs, kjøpe Declomycin på nett, köpa Declomycin online, are, Order Declomycin online c.o.d, by contrast, available year-round and aren't linked with any particular holiday. Europeans, Declomycin price, coupon, it would seem, Australia, uk, us, usa, need no cognitive framework for their candy.

The wrapper, too, where can i buy cheapest Declomycin online, bespeaks a foreign origin; the type of egg I've been able to buy comes in a wrapper covered all over with choking hazard warnings in a variety of languages, Ordering Declomycin online, including Greek and Russian. It's impressive, really, Declomycin from canadian pharmacy, how many languages are crammed onto it. There's even an illustration of a sad-looking cartoon infant with a slash through it, in case you read none of the languages on the packaging, or perhaps are illiterate, order Declomycin over the counter. Purchase Declomycin, Then, of course, there are the toys, purchase Declomycin online no prescription. As much as I love chocolate, Canada, mexico, india, I must admit that I find far more pleasure contemplating the Kinder toys than I do eating the candy that surrounds them. They are roughly on par with the Happy Meal-type toys that I remember from the 80s, although Kinder must be given credit; unlike Happy Meal toys, where can i order Declomycin without prescription, they aren't corporate tie-ins. Buy Declomycin without prescription, From what I can glean from the entirely language-free slips of paper that come with each toy, there are a several series of toys, each with a different theme, online buying Declomycin hcl. Order Declomycin over the counter, For example, three recently-bought Kinder eggs (for research purposes, of course) yielded two athletic "cool" kids on skateboards and a mustachioed pirate gorilla clutching a barrel that hides a treasure map. These aren't promoting the latest soulless blockbuster movie---they're encouraging kids to be active and to use their imagination. (OK, and to eat chocolate.)

It occurred to me that the closest American analogue to the Kinder egg would be Crackerjack, which I remember fondly from its association with baseball and childhood. Accordingly, I purchased a few small packages with the intention of comparing the prizes inside with the Kinder toys. As it turns out, there's no comparison. Kinder toys are brightly colored plastic figurines with moving parts or wheels, order Declomycin over the counter. Crackerjack "prizes" are pieces of paper: literally nothing more. Here, for example, is the aforementioned pirate gorilla next to what I found in one of the packets of Crackerjack. It's a piece of paper with a picture of a cow on it. That's it. Order Declomycin over the counter, According to the instructions, you're supposed to hold the paper between two fingers and squeeze it. This will open up a slit where the cow's mouth is, and it will appear to talk. Would any child consider that a worthwhile prize.


In short, the Kinder Surprise egg shows up American candy culture on every front. For something mass produced, it's creatively designed, encourages imaginative play in children, and is a pleasure for both the tactile and gustatory senses. Besides, only some place with far more lenient drug laws than America's could come up with an advertisement like this.


First image from the German Wikipedia article on Kinder Eggs.

Second image by the author.

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Buy Lipotrexate no prescription, Have you ever been held captive, in some horribly dirty and cramped space not fit for human beings, where you were deprived of sleep, forced to stand and perhaps not allowed to go to the bathroom (if there even is a bathroom) for long periods of time, and forced to eat whatever somewhat food-related substance they put in front of you.

No, I'm not talking about Guantanamo. I'm talking about an average day in the world of film production.

I suppose that this is why one of the favorite pastimes of a film crew is complaining – about the incompetence of the production that's trying to fit way too many shots into a day, purchase Lipotrexate online no prescription, or doesn't have the equipment you need, or sticks you and 35 other people in a tiny apartment building in a bad neighborhood where people who don't want you there throw things out the window at you when you use your free 5 minutes of downtime to go outside to breathe; about how they're trying to screw you out of overtime/kit rental/having a weekend (there is a term that has officially entered the crew vocabulary called "Fraturday," which I think was coined by the crew on a job on which every Friday inevitably ended sometime on Saturday – probably The Sopranos, Order Lipotrexate online overnight delivery no prescription, ); or about the shoot scapegoat, that one person who drives everyone just a little crazy and therefore bears the brunt of the general hatred for humanity that bubbles up when you spend 16 hours a day with the same people.

But the number one target of complaints, bar none. The food, buy Lipotrexate no prescription.

Back when I worked on independent films, where to buy Lipotrexate, these complaints were extremely well-deserved. Although I didn't realize it at first because I was coming from film school, where if your classmates rewarded you for your hard if semi-incompetent labor with sludgy/crunchy deli coffee and bologna on Wonder Bread, Rx free Lipotrexate, you would take it and like it. (And you would then punish them with similar treatment when it was their turn to work on your film – HA!) But gradually I came to see that my indie film crewmates had a point when they got disgruntled at having yesterday's canned green beans turn up, mixed with yesterday's rice and something unidentifiable that made it all stick together, as today's entrée. Especially when there was little or nothing to eat between meals at craft service other than the stale bagels leftover from breakfast, online buy Lipotrexate without a prescription, and nobody really had time to go find something else to eat and wolf it down during a half-an-hour lunch, even if they could eke something out of their $400-a-week salary to do so and weren't shooting on, say, Japan, craiglist, ebay, overseas, paypal, an island in Maine somewhere a good 50 miles from even the nearest Whopper. Buy Lipotrexate no prescription, Plus, I discovered that complaining was part of the bonding experience. It was what you did while you rode to location together in the van in the morning, or waited for the set to be lit, or over beers at Blue & Gold or Lucy's or whatever podunk bar you could find at the end of the day.

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So I became a complainer too. And as I got better at my job, I also got really, Purchase Lipotrexate online, really good at complaining. I eventually even got to the point where, by week three or so of a shoot, I was telling production to their faces how much the way they were treating us sucked, buy Lipotrexate no prescription. Once, I got so sick of the combination of Pringles and Little Debbie cakes on offer at craft service that I went out and bought bags of fruit for the entire crew and showed the production manager the $10.00 receipt, which embarrassed her into realizing that, for the same amount of money, purchase Lipotrexate, human beings could actually be fed something other than saturated fat and high-fructose corn syrup. Of course she never hired me again, but I was fine with that because by then I'd decided I never wanted to see any of those people again, Online buying Lipotrexate hcl, ever. I admit it: working on low-budgets turned me into something of a hater.

Then I moved up – or at least over – to episodic television, where the catering was marginally better. Buy Lipotrexate no prescription, For one thing, they always had hot food; no more donuts for breakfast – not unless you wanted donuts, which usually remained an option, 'cause you have to keep the Teamsters happy. And when you need to have hot food on location, canada, mexico, india, you get to experience the exciting phenomenon of the catering truck. There's something about a catering truck that makes you feel like you're really on, like, Buy Lipotrexate without a prescription, a set, with, you know, professionals. Probably because the catering truck tends to come with between 5 and 15 other trucks full of gear – lighting & grip, where can i buy cheapest Lipotrexate online, camera & sound, honeywagons with bathrooms (bathrooms. Cleaned daily!) and even trailers containing bonafide – or not so bonafide – stars. Once you've got a catering truck, in other words, you know you're in a different league, buy Lipotrexate no prescription. Kjøpe Lipotrexate på nett, köpa Lipotrexate online, Which is cool, until you realize that there hasn't been much improvement in the actual food. Maybe this shouldn't be a surprise, considering it was cooked in a truck. One that generally emits such an overwhelming smell of grease and charred protein matter that it makes me glad I'm too short to look over the edge of that little window and glimpse what goes on in there, fast shipping Lipotrexate. I mean tacos, kabobs, ice cream – by all means, Australia, uk, us, usa, give me a truck. Buy Lipotrexate no prescription, But sole almondine. Still, there tends to be at least a complete meal guaranteed when you eat episodic. There will definitely be a starch, a cooked vegetable, real brand Lipotrexate online, a salad, some vegetarian entrée, which could be the aforementioned starch, Where can i order Lipotrexate without prescription, redefined as needed, and some protein, which will be chicken. That's not an absolute rule, the chicken part, order Lipotrexate from United States pharmacy, but it's close enough that when joining the catering line –- which forms either at the truck itself or in some church basement or Elks Lodge accommodating serving tables where the food can be dumped into large aluminum pans kept nicely tepid by cans of Sterno –- you will inevitably hear at least one person joke, "What's for chicken?"

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I think this gets at the root of why crew people complain so much: on any given workday, we have very little control over anything. Somebody else dictates what time we have to show up, buy cheap Lipotrexate, and where, what we have to do when we get there, how many times we have to do it and when we can leave. Buy Lipotrexate no prescription, They decide when we'll eat and what and who makes it and when and how. I suppose that, because it's not intended to be punitive, it's really less like being a prisoner than it is like being a child. Buy Lipotrexate no prescription, So we whine, we rebel, we tell stupid jokes, we stick to our little cliques and refuse to let other ones use our C-stands (yes, grip clique, I'm talking about YOU). Because it seems like the normal thing to do when your parents are pissing you off, ordering Lipotrexate online.

Even now that I've moved up, or at least on, at least most of the time, Buying Lipotrexate online over the counter, to working mostly in commercials, where the food tends to be much better (think about it: if you've got the same amount to spend on 30 seconds that some poor shmuck of an indie film producer has to spend on 90 minutes, who's going to have more disposable income?), people still complain. Granted, buy Lipotrexate online no prescription, there are some awful commercial caterers, like the notorious and now defunct T&A, who learned the secrets of their craft preparing fine meals for the U.S. Buy generic Lipotrexate, military, who seemed to like to serve their vegetables flaccid and black – including the iceberg lettuce – and everything, including the lettuce, coated with American cheese, but who were so nice and so cheap that they managed to stay in business for far, Lipotrexate over the counter, far too long; or Y-Cats, the caterers who think that anything potentially edible can be improved by sprinkling it with lots of oregano and/or mini marshmallows. But in general, at a typical work lunch I can now choose from salad with homemade sesame or Dijon vinaigrette, sautéed broccoli rabe, roasted potatoes with rosemary, pasta with fresh mozzerella, basil and tomatoes, Chilean sea bass with a wasabi-soy glaze, sliced skirt steak with chimmichurri sauce, and homemade strawberry rhubarb cobbler with fresh whipped cream for dessert, buy Lipotrexate no prescription. But that's still only two choices each of vegetable, Order Lipotrexate online c.o.d, starch, and protein, and only one dessert – meaning that inevitably you will hear somebody on line say, "Fuckin' sea bass again?" or, "Rich is the caterer, Lipotrexate from canadian pharmacy. I'm not eating, everything he makes has so much butter!" Actually, what they more often say is, Lipotrexate trusted pharmacy reviews, "Rich is the caterer. I'm not eating because that man spits in the food." Which may or may not be true but people say it because Rich is just your basic all-around asshole, the kind of person who loves to watch me approach the chocolate mousse and then say, because he knows I'm lactose intolerant, "You can't eat that, where can i buy Lipotrexate online, Stick Chick, it's all dairy!" And then laugh maniacally.

But I don't complain about the food any more. Buy Lipotrexate no prescription, I like food and I love free stuff (as some of you may already know), so a decently-cooked free meal, even if it's not what I would have ordered that particular day, would have to work pretty hard to be a bad thing in my book. Order Lipotrexate from mexican pharmacy, Plus, at some point, complaining just got boring – especially when I realized that complaining about the things you can't control makes you feel more like a helpless little kid, not less. I suppose I finally figured out that, buy Lipotrexate without prescription, as a rule for life in general, you can complain about the chicken, or you can eat it. Buy cheap Lipotrexate no rx, (And write an anonymous blog about it).

And – there's always breakfast. At breakfast on a commercial or a movie, you can actually go to the truck and order just about whatever you want, made to order: eggs any style with a variety of cheese and vegetable options, buy Lipotrexate from canada, ham or bacon or sausage and sometimes turkey bacon or sausage, 2-3 kinds of toast, pancakes or waffles, not to mention a selection of fruit, cereals, muffins, coffee or tea, caf or decaf. So if I arrive at work feeling like an omelet with smoked salmon, onions and capers, or a waffle with strawberries and blueberries and lots of syrup, or a breakfast burrito with eggs scrambled with spinach, mushrooms, onions, turkey sausage and a little – just a little – bit of cheese (because what's life without cheese?), and no salsa, that is what I get. And even if it's thrown at me from inside the truck with a, "There you go, Stick Chick!", for the five minutes I get to scarf it down it before somebody shouts, "We're in!", I'm a happy person.

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But when an egg makes an offbeat appearance, unlike most other fruits and vegetables, which you can just let kids briefly handle onstage to prove that they're for real, there is an added complication, since just about the only way that plays from the stage to prove that an egg is really an egg is to break it into a clear glass, and the second you do that, Elvis instantly leaves the building, since with very few exceptions, what's left of the egg after its broken, as effective a climax as that act makes to many tricks, is pretty sleight-of-hand proof, buy Zometa no prescription. So routining even a quick series of egg tricks is far trickier than it may at first appear, since the ultimate power of many of them relies on the same piece of one-time-only "ocular proof," to steal Othello's famous phrase.

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Since that move feels a little law suit-happy to me, where can i buy cheapest Zometa online, circa 2009, I'd rather produce a raw egg, scribbled up to look like Humpty, Buy Zometa without a prescription, instead (which will be riskier and require a new method), find a way to apparently float him around a little and maybe bounce him off the stage without harming him (which there really are convincing ways to do), only to finally crack him open and discover one of two signed dollar bills, borrowed and vanished at the start of the show, inside, with the other popping up in a lemon that otherwise magically appears (the lemon part happens now in the show that I already do).  Max Malini, a wildly successful 19th-20th century Polish magician, who performed very successfully for numerous members of international royalty and other global elites, among innumerable others, used to vanish two bills and reproduce them from an egg and a lemon, respectively, so what I'd like to do would be a skewed kind of tribute to that idea. Cracking open Humpty  to get the borrowed bill would also provide the delayed proof that the white thing I'd been fooling with for a minute or two was, in fact, a real egg, buy Zometa no prescription. But finding a way to quickly "uncrack" Humpty after the trick would likely be necessary as a quick coda, if, as I suspect it would, his crack up for the cause made some younger watchers sad. So that, to make a long story short (and as the old joke goes, I know it's way too late for that) is the magic I'd like to do with an egg.

So when I hear the word "egg" these days, some streak from the jumble above is what usually tumbles through my head. Once upon a time, I guess it was otherwise. Aren't you glad to be out of that loop. Glad that, as the silly ad never stops telling us, tricks are really for kids--not for those who, like the rabbit, are just too silly to quit.


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How do I like my eggs. Pretty much how I like my olives and my mushrooms and my seafood: on someone else's plate.


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