Comments on: I Have No Idea

By: Dan Zeroth

Dan Zeroth — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:33:52 +0000

Hey Dick, loved the post. Let me see if I can help out this fictional character. He really should finish Brothers Karamazov(my favorite novel!), phone sex doesn’t work, and old furniture is kitschy and has more character than mahogany. You’re all good on the brother front.

By: Amanda Parker

Amanda Parker — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:24:35 +0000

Yes, she did, jerk!

By: another mike

another mike — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:40:55 +0000

good stuff, i hope the poor bastard is able to reign in his pesky ruminations in time to get to work and turn off that damn automated messaging service. That Bill Dwyer sounds like a real horses ass.

By: Kristie Zeroth

Kristie Zeroth — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:24:14 +0000

I loved it bro… Oh yeah, and I bought that book for you guys to have in your honeymoon suite… but now I’m thinking that was an inappropriate gift to give to your brother… Opps… Good to know though that your not eating honyed figs off of your wife’s body!
Good stuff Rich, can’t wait to read more!

By: Mike Stigliano

Mike Stigliano — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 01:45:23 +0000

Really enjoyed this Rich…sounds all too familiar…

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 01:35:10 +0000

Great stuff. The grape juice works, especially if you do a lot of these (spins right arm in circles as if mixing ingredients in a medium-sized bowl while holding spoon, thumb-side up, in fist).

By: Rich Zeroth

Rich Zeroth — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 01:28:19 +0000

Hey roomie. Thanks for reading. The question posed by the wife is the very topic at hand this month.

“How do you like your eggs?”

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 01:18:50 +0000

I think your post got cut off Rich. What did your wife end up asking you?

By: janiejaner

janiejaner — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 00:09:57 +0000

Oh my…the voice within! Deftly captured, mr Z!

By: Janie Epstein

Janie Epstein — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 00:01:32 +0000

This state of mind is sooo recognizable. A tribute to the author’s skill. I guess we all have wells of questioning that occaisionally threaten to pull us into the abyss. Humor is a good antidote.

By: Tara

Tara — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:29:23 +0000

Oh wow, I love it. I hope he does get the opportunity to eat figs off his wife’s naked body.

I’m partly inspired and partly terrified to write down my own midnight panic ritual questions, and give them a slightly more concrete form existence in reality.

Also I think one of the wonderful things about dogs is that you can kind of assume that they’re happy, and only have to make sure you can figure out how to tell when they’re unhappy.

By: danika

danika — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:48:48 +0000

Laughed out loud. Could relate all too well to his train of thoughts. Love the random bubblegum questions mixed in with the more profound… how minds work.

By: billdove5

billdove5 — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:48:42 +0000

In this most recent installment from the much-ballyhooed writer, Rich Zeroth, author of the blog “Zeroth First for a Second,” we find the answer to the question posed in another fascinating glimpse into Mr. Zeroth’s relentless imagination.