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The astrologer told me that Cancer is the most domestic sign of the zodiac. I’m guessing that most male seahorses are Cancer, but like I said, I don’t follow astrology.

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    • Siobhan

      Brian,
      Loved it! Really, really interesting!

    • Eric Eicher

      I, too, enjoyed this Brian. It was very nimbly written, not to mention funny. Interestingly, what you close the fifth paragraph by saying would be a buzz kill for a female scorpion, though I can agree it would be for some humans, would seem to be quite the opposite for her, since the interaction you describe would appear to be a routine aspect of scorpion sex, meaning this weird and venomous dance must be pop-pop-popular in Scorpion Land.

    • clive hirschhorn

      Great piece, Brian. I didn’t know any of this.You’ve contributed to my on-going education.

    • Tim Hayes

      Very interesting and well written piece, Brian. And here I thought only male mailmen ejaculate parcels of sperm….

    • Nancy Belson

      Reading this – I kept asking myself – am I the Scorpian or the Sea Horse?

    • Michele Peters

      wow…I had know idea that you were such a biologist!! Nice writing.

    • Tara

      I barely know anything about astrology for humans, but what is its traditional application to animals? They must share the same set of symbols, right? I see that some enterprising group in the UK is offering horoscope readings for cats and dogs, but is that pure capitalism or does it have any historical basis? Wouldn’t it mess it up when certain animals have a mating/birthing season? If the planets matter for us, shouldn’t they matter for them though? So maybe seahorses could all share a sign.

      What I didn’t understand:
      If the male is strong enough to drag her around (or kiss her around) why does he have to be so scared of her cannibalizing him?

      Are the Hottenttota scorpions the same ones as the more conventionally reproducing ones in the beginning, or a different variety? What does old world mean, in the context of scorpions? I’m guess, not Europe?

    • Brian

      The male would do well to watch his back from the start of her post-coital disappointment. Her senses were dulled in the promenade à deux, yes?

      As far as I know, the Hottenttota are the same variety, and the sometime parthenogenetic phenomenon is a mystery. There are scorpion breeders who keep them as pets and boast online (with unsettling photos) of their rare litters of scorplings who were not fathered.

      I use old world in the sense that they are native to the Eastern Hemisphere, especially Eurasia and Africa.

      I have hereby exhausted my knowledge of the subject and sincerely hope there are no further questions, Tara.

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