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No, I'm not talking about Guantanamo. I'm talking about an average day in the world of film production.

I suppose that this is why one of the favorite pastimes of a film crew is complaining – about the incompetence of the production that's trying to fit way too many shots into a day, purchase Lipotrexate online no prescription, or doesn't have the equipment you need, or sticks you and 35 other people in a tiny apartment building in a bad neighborhood where people who don't want you there throw things out the window at you when you use your free 5 minutes of downtime to go outside to breathe; about how they're trying to screw you out of overtime/kit rental/having a weekend (there is a term that has officially entered the crew vocabulary called "Fraturday," which I think was coined by the crew on a job on which every Friday inevitably ended sometime on Saturday – probably The Sopranos, Order Lipotrexate online overnight delivery no prescription, ); or about the shoot scapegoat, that one person who drives everyone just a little crazy and therefore bears the brunt of the general hatred for humanity that bubbles up when you spend 16 hours a day with the same people.

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But I don't complain about the food any more. Buy Lipotrexate no prescription, I like food and I love free stuff (as some of you may already know), so a decently-cooked free meal, even if it's not what I would have ordered that particular day, would have to work pretty hard to be a bad thing in my book. Order Lipotrexate from mexican pharmacy, Plus, at some point, complaining just got boring – especially when I realized that complaining about the things you can't control makes you feel more like a helpless little kid, not less. I suppose I finally figured out that, buy Lipotrexate without prescription, as a rule for life in general, you can complain about the chicken, or you can eat it. Buy cheap Lipotrexate no rx, (And write an anonymous blog about it).

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    • Fraturday was coined when I worked on Sex & the City. It wasn’t just ending after midnight, it was ending on Saturday morning, usually wrapping after sunrise. This of course was more the rule than the exception.

    • It’s comforting to think that someone out there might actually get to say “I drive a sole almondine truck” with a straight face.

    • “Complaining about things you can’t control makes you feel more like a little kid, not less.” Brilliant. You should quit film and charge 400 an hour as a life coach.

    • i worked craft service for a friend’s short film. it was horrid. one day a ton of bugs got into the house we were cooking in and as i was making stir fry, they just kept falling in. i know i personally ate a daddy long legs.

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      Once again, I love your posts. You remind me of Anthony Bourdain in your writing (and that’s a compliment from me). If you haven’t read any of his essays, they would prove to you that you should collect all these and publish. I even copied this for my boss to read…looking forward to the next one and thanks for leading us here to ‘Revolving Floor’…it’s a great read…

    • Excellent. There’s been a slight rash of posts about food on set (well, by Ken Levine and me anyway), and yours is a wonderfully different take on the subject.

      Tag! You’re linked!

    • Oops, I posted under my broken URL above. D’oh!

    • I’ve never done movies, but I was in television for 30+ years. We don’t have it any better.

      Food tables for set up are usually set up outside the bleacher johns. We have no idea why, we didn’t think it was in our contract.

      I’ve done 6 political conventions, world series, monday night football, and scads of college basketball.

      By the way it is no better on the managment side for the engineering/production folk. Now if you were senior sports/news or sales it was a different story.

      I could also discuss airplane food, back when there was such, and hotel food. In 1996-2001 time period I did a third of a million miles on United and even more on Continetal.

      Thank you Nathan for pointing me here.

    • “bacon infused bourbon”! Good god where can I get my hands on a bottle of that?! Yum!
      And please don’t refer to that Julie Powell food blog. I just saw the movie. Coulda been cut in half. And I think we all know which half.

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