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It had been a long week.  We’d just implemented a brand new online inventory reservation system and it didn’t work for shit.  Richard had sort of been in charge of the whole thing and was getting a lot of flack from sales and finance.  Word had even spread to the big wigs in corporate.  I remember asking him if he had any plans for the weekend and he said he would be drinking.  I started to laugh a little but stopped when I saw the look on his face.  It wasn’t about unwinding or having a good time.  It was about getting to a state of inebriation as fast as possible.  My guess was he was hitting up happy hour at “The Pourhouse”. Buy Dostinex no prescription, Cheap, stiff drinks with a pretty cute after-work clientele, ordering Dostinex online. Buy Dostinex without prescription, Kevin Lund, Friend:

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I was meeting up with some friends at “The Pourhouse” for a drink before we went to this new club called “Pulse”.  I’d been there for about 5 minutes when the bartender offers me a shot of something.  I told her that I didn’t order it and she said, “compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar” and sort of rolled her eyes.  He was like totally staring at me and looked like a total creep.  His mouth was even hanging open a little.  Krissy suggested we go somewhere else before he tried actually talking to us.  We left before finishing our drinks, online buy Dostinex without a prescription. Fast shipping Dostinex, Stephanie Crutchfield, Random Girl at Bar #4:

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I was meeting up with some friends at “The Pourhouse” for a drink before we went to this hot club called “Lube”.  I’d been there for about 5 minutes when the bartender offers me a shot of something.  I told her that I didn’t order it and she said, “he did” and motioned to the end of the bar while kind of shaking her head.  Before I knew it this guy was like standing right next to me.  He said that there was a whole set of songs in the jukebox just for me and that they should be starting pretty soon – ten minutes tops.  Thank God Kelly stepped in and said Chad was waiting for us outside and we needed to get going.  We don’t even know anyone named Chad.  As I grabbed my purse he asked for my phone number but I pretended I didn’t hear him.  We left before finishing our drinks, buy Dostinex from mexico.

Camie Reynolds, Bartender, The Pourhouse:

2:22 am EST; Saturday August 4, 2001

At first he was all about buying girls shots.  When that didn’t work he tried martinis.  By the end of the night the offer was an order of chicken wings.  One girl actually took him up on that but by that time the kitchen was closed.  His tab was pushing $200.  I remember because he left without closing it.  His debit card is still here.  So is his bag, buy Dostinex no prescription. Where can i buy Dostinex online, LaShonda West, White Castle Cashier:

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[caption id="attachment_832" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="The Crave Case"]The Crave Case[/caption]

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2:56 am EST; Saturday August 4, 2001

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Amid Shukrijmah, Taxi Driver:

3:28 am EST; Saturday August 4, 2001

His fare was $16.00. He only had $13.17. Not enough I said. He offered to pay difference with hamburger. Buy Dostinex no prescription, I tell him get the fuck out my cab. He leave cell phone in back seat.

Michael Beckerman, Roommate:

3:31 am EST; Saturday August 4, 2001

So I couldn’t be happier when he walked in. Like I said, I was starving. I asked him how his night was and he muttered something about the city being full of cock teases. He was already three burgers deep before I even had the chance to ask him for one, buy Dostinex no prescription. He told me to fuck off. I was like, “C’mon man. You can’t eat twenty burgers on your own.” He said, “Watch me.” I tried to snatch one out of the case and he literally slapped my hand. I called him a fatass and went back into the kitchen to start boiling water for my minute rice concoction. When I came back into the living room there was only a few burgers left but any hope I had that he’d offer me the leftovers were dashed when he tossed the rest into the trash, flicked me off, and went into his bedroom. I then proceeded to pass out on the couch watching ‘Everybody Loves Raymond.’

[caption id="attachment_896" align="alignnone" width="300" caption=""Any hope I had that he’d offer me the leftovers were dashed when he tossed the rest into the trash, flicked me off, and went into his bedroom." Michael Beckerman, Roommate"]"Any hope I had that he’d offer me the leftovers were dashed when tossed the rest into the trash, flicked me off, and went into his bedroom." Michael Beckerman, Roommate[/caption]

Michelle Childress, Roommate’s girlfriend:

9:13 am EST; Saturday August 4, 2001

My parents were in town and Mike and I were supposed to meet them for brunch at 10.  I’d been calling Mike on his cell since 8:30 but he wasn’t picking up.  I figured he was still passed out so I went over to his place to wake him up.  As soon as I walk into their apartment I could tell things must’ve gotten ugly the night before because it reeked of smoke.  Sure enough Mike is passed out on the couch with the TV blaring.  I go into the kitchen to see if there was something on fire and I see Rich, elbows deep in the trash can fishing out what appear to be White Castle burgers.  I ask him if something was burning and he says something about Mike leaving the stove on all night, burned rice, and ruining the “good pot”.  As he’s talking it becomes evident that he’s eating the burgers out of the trash.  He even offered me one.  I told him no thank you, that we were going out to brunch with my parents.  He said he couldn’t go.  I do not recall inviting him.

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    • janiejaner

      oh dear God…I started laughing at the top and am still heaving as I type this. I think there should be some way to insert that “24” noise in between the posts the way I heard it in my head as I made my way through this memorable evening. Richard Z is a mad genius!

    • janiejaner

      oh dear God…I started laughing at the top and am still heaving as I type this. I think there should be some way to insert that “24” noise in between the posts the way I heard it in my head as I made my way through this memorable evening. Richard Z is a mad genius!

    • Keith

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    • Keith

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    • billdove5

      Are we friends now? I read your frickin' blog post a-hole. No really, great stuff. What we need less e-literature and more descriptions of nights like these.

    • billdove5

      Are we friends now? I read your frickin' blog post a-hole. No really, great stuff. What we need less e-literature and more descriptions of nights like these.

    • I disagree with Keith. Taint is by far the best club in the city. Keep knocking out the hits, Richard!

    • I disagree with Keith. Taint is by far the best club in the city. Keep knocking out the hits, Richard!

    • Jeremy

      I like the ending. The barfing was really good. But there is one thing I didn't understand. Did Lardass have to pay to get into the contest?

    • Jeremy

      I like the ending. The barfing was really good. But there is one thing I didn't understand. Did Lardass have to pay to get into the contest?

    • Dan

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    • robbbader

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      Toodles until your next post.

    • robbbader

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      Toodles until your next post.

    • randallcohn

      I lived right around the corner from the Pourhouse at that time, which means I also lived pretty damn close to White Castle. Which means that I had this exact night more than once. The women who answered the 'lost card' line for the credit companies were always a lot nicer than the cock teases I had wasted my money on.

    • I lived right around the corner from the Pourhouse at that time, which means I also lived pretty damn close to White Castle. Which means that I had this exact night more than once. The women who answered the 'lost card' line for the credit companies were always a lot nicer than the cock teases I had wasted my money on.

    • erikthehitman

      Another great read from Rich Z.
      I think I was at Taint that night with Beckers (that's what we used to call him back in College. Yeah! Teak House!).

    • erikthehitman

      Another great read from Rich Z.
      I think I was at Taint that night with Beckers (that's what we used to call him back in College. Yeah! Teak House!).

    • What I like about this is that the four sides that he ordered with the crave case are kept a mystery.

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