Comments on: Cartoon Caption Contest II

By: billriling

billriling — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 15:13:03 +0000

“On the shores of Gitche Gumee, Of the shining Big-Sea-Water,
Stood Nokomis, the old woman, Pointing with her finger westward,
O'er the water pointing westward, To the purple clouds of sunset…”

By: Les Burrows

Les Burrows — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:47:51 +0000

Apparently he's had a premonition.

By: Les Burrows

Les Burrows — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:45:05 +0000

He says he's training for a round the world rowing trip but I think its part of some sexual fantasy – which doesn't involve me.

By: Les Burrows

Les Burrows — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:41:46 +0000

Its George's. He says he sent away for a scale model of Manitoba, but the way I see it there seems to have been a misunderstanding about the spelling.

By: Les Burrows

Les Burrows — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:39:24 +0000

I don't know. She came with the rescue team when we were flooded, and simply seems to have adopted us.

By: Les Burrows

Les Burrows — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:38:02 +0000

I've no idea. I thought I'd bought mother a goat for an African villager. But now we seem to be stuck with it.

By: Wilkinson Riling

Wilkinson Riling — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:53:38 +0000

What's truly exceptional is his patience. We're still in a drought.

By: Wilkinson Riling

Wilkinson Riling — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:36:22 +0000

I call this his “regatta phase.”

By: amandaemerson

amandaemerson — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:15:53 +0000

You wouldn't believe what the crew team did to the wall behind the sofa.

By: amandaemerson

amandaemerson — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:07:28 +0000

“So, I told the decorator I want more flow, the room needs more flow.'”

By: Wilkinson Riling

Wilkinson Riling — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:09:27 +0000

Did you ever have one of those days when you wake up and find life is like an inexplicable New Yorker cartoon?

By: Wilkinson Riling

Wilkinson Riling — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:17:16 +0000

(Last One)

She insists on not getting caught up a certain creek without a paddle….

By: Wilkinson Riling

Wilkinson Riling — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:13:36 +0000

I'd ask her to leave but she makes the most delicious fish sticks…

By: Wilkinson Riling

Wilkinson Riling — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:11:25 +0000

Don't mind Agnes, she hasn't got both oars in the water if you catch my drift.

By: Wilkinson Riling

Wilkinson Riling — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:08:42 +0000

Don't mind mother, she' just a little dinghy.

By: Wilkinson Riling

Wilkinson Riling — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:01:53 +0000

I wanted a coffee table, she wanted a cruise, we compromised so no one is happy.

By: sttaylor

sttaylor — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:40:52 +0000

I told Martin we could afford a rowing machine, but…

By: David Cruickshank

David Cruickshank — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 12:59:52 +0000

Well, he's simply a very literal child. He heard his father tell me that with only one of us working now, we will be sinking quickly.

By: Tara

Tara — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:00:55 +0000

They used to laugh at Rudolph too, but once global warming really hits, Santa will be glad that someone was prepared.

By: USelaine

USelaine — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:25:51 +0000

The art teacher asked them to reproduce a Winslow Homer.

By: julietharrison

julietharrison — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:02:31 +0000

“He'd better row fast if he wants out of this marriage.”