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    • amymeckler

      Hate Ayn Rand. Love this piece.

    • http://twitter.com/Sean_Kinney Sean Kinney

      I am so disgusted with how wingnuts are selectively using Rands perspectives to justify the most disgraceful narcissism and political and social policies. So much of what Rand wrote and wingnuts say makes me want to projectile vomit…but then, so does head cheese. Thank you for sending this to me.

    • heatherauthor

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    • Shannon Hubbell

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    • http://www.facebook.com/carlomarx Chris Cole

      so excellent.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Luvin-Anonism/100002056266915 Luvin Anonism

      Yeah, all the Ayn Rand haters really dislike anyone who reminds them that they should take responsibility for their own lives, quit blaming everyone else, and stop expecting the government to make their life easy and happy.

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    Rebecca Coffey writes nonfiction, fiction, and humor. She is an occasional contributor to Discover magazine and to Vermont Public Radio's "Commentary" series. Short fiction and humor have appeared in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, JMWW, Miranda, Narwhal, The Linnet's Wing, and Breakwater Review. Her nonfiction book Unspeakable Truths and Happy Endings won recognition from the American Library Association's Choice magazine as an Outstanding Academic Book. She recently completed a fictional memoir, Becoming Anna Freud: Reminiscences of Sigmund's Youngest Daughter. Rebecca's site is here.

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