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*Frivolous matters such as bathroom breaks, naps, and career not accounted for.

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    • Drew

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    • Drew

      at least once every 3 days i know you look in the mirror for at least 5 seconds wondering if you should shave or not…

    • http://www.facebook.com/janiejaner Jane Grenier

      Change all bulbs to those spiral thingies.

      • rzeroth

        Nice try but that was covered in Phase V on Wednesday, 2:20 – 3:00, “replace light bulbs with weird looking energy efficient kind that last for like 7 years”

    • http://www.facebook.com/janiejaner Jane Grenier

      Change all bulbs to those spiral thingies.

    • rzeroth

      Nice try but that was covered in Phase V on Wednesday, 2:20 – 3:00, “replace light bulbs with weird looking energy efficient kind that last for like 7 years”

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=511855650 Hilary Lannan

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      Also, I'm a bit disappointed you don't have yogurt in there somewhere. LIVE ACTIVE CULTURES!!!

      • rzeroth

        Hilary! It has been a long time. FYI – I had yogurt for breakfast this morning. See Phase I, Monday. 7:30 – 8:00, “big breakfast (soy nonfat yogurt)”

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=511855650 Hilary Lannan

      What?!?! You have a chimney in NYC?

      Also, I'm a bit disappointed you don't have yogurt in there somewhere. LIVE ACTIVE CULTURES!!!

    • rzeroth

      Hilary! It has been a long time. FYI – I had yogurt for breakfast this morning. See Phase I, Monday. 7:30 – 8:00, “big breakfast (soy nonfat yogurt)”

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    • bcarter3

      “brush/floss teeth (2 of 3)”

      You only have 3 teeth?

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