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Daphne: Oh, well, Online buying Viagra hcl, it comes and goes. Buy Viagra no prescription, [Someone has turned the can over and there's more laughter, a lot of it, far too much for the non-joke delivered here, and your transcriptionist suspects she's missing something, or maybe the real joke happened off-camera, which thought leaves her teeming over with sixteen-year-old-girl alienation] Usually it's strongest during my time of the month [Some more diffused knowing titters from the pre-recorded audience. Menstruation jokes. I'm so removed from this I may as well be out behind the school library smoking a surreptitious cigarette]... so I guess I let a little secret out there, Viagra samples. [Swelling random chuckles, and at this point, Real brand Viagra online, I've just given up trying and am acknowledging my existence in this scene as an "awkward phase." If experience knows anything, I'll grow out of it]
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Daphne: (turning to Eddie) You're a dog, aren't you? [Note that Eddie is, in fact, where to buy Viagra, a dog. And there's only one possible explanation for the outburst of utter hilarity that bursts forth from the soundtrack here: this program was intended for psychotics and stoners.]

***

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The scene worked reliably to this model: Desi Arnaz would set things in motion by walking in as Lucy was getting herself into heaps of trouble, Japan, craiglist, ebay, overseas, paypal, in his signature Havanese style [Lu-cy, I'm ho-ome], at which point Lucy would react without words [generally a knowing grimace that prefaced her futile attempt to cover up whatever mess she'd gotten herself into this time], and in that unrestrained moment, online buy Viagra without a prescription, silent except for the waves of laughter from the audience, the sound man on the production would have a clean and easy-to-sample audio track to use later. Buying Viagra online over the counter, And, because it was the Lucy show, the laughter that was saved, more often than not, order Viagra online c.o.d, belonged to the eminence grise of DeDe.

The original intentions behind the laugh track were mostly benign [even altruistic, Buy Viagra online no prescription, maybe, as original intentions can be]. As considered by the sound guys [serious audio geeks], the addition of recorded laughter was meant to even out a show's sound levels, Viagra from canadian pharmacy, technically, and fill in the otherwise awkward silences left by the reshoots that inevitably took place after a studio audience returned [to their own less hilarious lives]. Buy Viagra no prescription, Later, a lone home viewer would maybe even achieve a sort of solidarity with DeDe Ball and others [or so they hoped], and as such, be more inclined to relax into a program, and maybe even to laugh, to connect by proxy to the situation. Kjøpe Viagra på nett, köpa Viagra online, But we all know where good intentions belong, and at some point, someone behind a big mahogany desk spotted an opportunity to gild his own pocketlint. Studio audiences were sent home, where to buy Viagra, which saved money and studio space and reduced the dependence on the strength of a joke. Laughter, Order Viagra from mexican pharmacy, as television knew it [and with only a few exceptions], became factitious, and with that, the laugh track became a spit-and-chewing-gum solution to the worst imaginable excuses for comedy [c.f, buy Viagra without a prescription. the transcript excerpted above, if you have the stomach juices]

Nobody intended those original voices to be the same as those used in laugh tracks fifty years later, Purchase Viagra online, and nobody really has a good explanation for why those specific people are still laughing in our collective faces. I'm guessing that it was a self-directed groin-kick, and that by the time later audiences were brought in to record, the life had already been sucked out of sitcoms and it just wasn't possible to get them up to collective snuff, buy Viagra no prescription. And, if you've ever attended a taping of a live program, you'll know that the warm-up comics hired to work up an audience is a mushy spitball compared to DeDe's ballistics, buy Viagra from canada.

So here they are, on the set of Frasier, Canada, mexico, india, in the spirit if not the flesh, DeDe leading a choir of the dead in cracking up to what can barely be classified as jokes. In an (admittedly unscientific) random sampling, she turns up in nearly every episode, Viagra from canadian pharmacy, as she did on I Love Lucy. But this time, Online buy Viagra without a prescription, her cackle's volume and intensity are inversely proportional to the level of actual comedy she's responding to. Buy Viagra no prescription, With sitcoms, see, one can put out a fire with gasoline. [This is not a trick recommended personally in other areas. Not that I've tried it. Not even accidentally.]

It's starting to sound as if Frasier kicked the personal puppy of your correspondent, order Viagra no prescription, so know now that this isn't a personal grudge. It may be a fine program, Real brand Viagra online, as far as I know. I can't tell; I've never been able to tolerate more than a nibble without reaching for the antacids, buy Viagra no prescription. Were the people responsible for this laughter back in their bodies and sharing a live environment with me, I'd likely rudely shish them, probably several times over the course of the show, where can i order Viagra without prescription, and later I'd write a blog post all about the decline of social mores in live comedy venues. And it would be the most cluelessly indignant polemic ever posted to a blog, and Frasier himself would respond or maybe the paranormal sector would try to rouse DeDe herself so that she could chime in [at which point, rest assured, she'd just confirm what I've already said.]. While alive, these people laughed from their gut to fill a soundscape silent from sight gags, and now, as dead windbags, they're uproarious over a whole lot of nothing.

***

Let's see what ten years on comic crutches has done to our much-maligned performers and writers:

From: Season 10, Episode 12: The Harrassed
The scene opens on Martin and Daphne having dinner when Niles and Frasier walk into the apartment. Buy Viagra no prescription, Niles: Hello all.
Martin: Hey.
Daphne: Hello. How was the Wine Expo.
Frasier: Horrible. [what emerges from the cathode ray bathtub here leads one to long for a supersized version of the word "effusive."]
Niles: Frasier ran into a fan, buy Viagra no prescription.
Martin: Ow, that smarts. [some subdued giggling actually comes in over this line and persists through it, with a nicely orchestrated crescendo carrying all the way through to the next line]
Frasier: Yes, Dad. [laughter from above is continuing here, all the way through this delivery. I'm starting to think my earlier suppositions about intended audience are true. If I smoked grass I'd search far and wide for what these people have.] You have been using that same old joke for the last ten years Buy Viagra no prescription, [maybe this is why we're supposed to think it's so funny. It's an ongoing gag. But a search through some random stoner's Frasier transcript website tells me later that this isn't true. Not an ongoing gag, as far as I know...]. So, anyway, I ran into this fan...
Martin: Ouch. Are you okay. [All around us they're just going nuts. Maybe this is what killed them in the first place?].

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    With a distinctive lilt whose origins are best attributed to continental drift, Miette Ornes began narrating books as a way to get under the hood of great writing. As hostess and producer of Miette's Bedtime Story Podcast, she has spent the past six years compiling a continually growing anthology of the world's greatest short fiction. Sometimes she's also a writer.

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